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1992-08-01
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OLD GEEZER
4
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▓ accepts your challenge and you assume combat stance.
You and the ▓ lock gazes as you prepare for a deadly battle.
The ▓ attacks with his devastating leaky bladder, doing 4 damage!
Urine erupts from the ▓, dissolving your skin for 8 damage!
The ▓ fires his prostate cannon at you for 16 damage!!!
The ▓ tries to wield his deadly fluid but can't seem to.
Urine erupts from the ▓ but it just misses.
The prostate cannon of the ▓ misses by a quarter inch!!
The ▓ dies in a fury of blood and urine.
Someday you'll find blood in your toilet!!!